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dirty gauge 

Someone who's breath smells like dog shit cause they eat it everyday every time they see a big ol pile they say hip hip hooray
Eww that dudes breath smells like dog shit he must have done a dirty gauge
dirty gauge by Greezy grim November 20, 2020
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Dirty gage

The act of porking a girl while she’s on her period, causing stinky, bloody, vaginal liquids to pour all over your thighs, her body, and her best friend’s bed sheets.
Your daughter is such a whore, I heard she got a dirty gage at that party.
Dirty gage by Dopespot03 March 23, 2020

dirty gage

When you send a video of you nutting to a bra pic and send it to your ex and she says,"oh yes daddy" then blocks you. 2 days later after this you invite friends to sleep over and let them pin you down and search through your gandmas ipad and get evidence to expose the thot to others that get fooled by the ways. Then you get a nerf sword shoved up your ass along with another one of your friends
last night we did the dirty gage with my boi stephen and harold and it was a blast!!!!
dirty gage by Gotm_oof October 13, 2017

Dirty Gage

Shitting in a condom then sticking your dick in the condom. Putting it in your boyfriend's wife and her father's.
Chad has balls of steel for doing "The Dirty Gage".
Dirty Gage by Canned_coom August 24, 2021

Dirty Gadget 

The twin brother of inspector gadget who is is inspects shit and other fecal matter. He’s a dirty boy, and has been arrested for noncing, fingering poop and other such activities.
Dirty gadget is here to inspect your arsehole
Dirty Gadget by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020
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