The act of porking a girl while she’s on her period, causing stinky, bloody, vaginal liquids to pour all over your thighs, her body, and her best friend’s bed sheets.
Your daughter is such a whore, I heard she got a dirty gage at that party.
When you send a video of you nutting to a bra pic and send it to your ex and she says,"oh yes daddy" then blocks you. 2 days later after this you invite friends to sleep over and let them pin you down and search through your gandmas ipad and get evidence to expose the thot to others that get fooled by the ways. Then you get a nerf sword shoved up your ass along with another one of your friends
last night we did the dirty gage with my boi stephen and harold and it was a blast!!!!
The twin brother of inspector gadget who is is inspects shit and other fecal matter. He’s a dirty boy, and has been arrested for noncing, fingering poop and other such activities.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.