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Dirty Francesco 

Dirty Francesco is the act of making a hole in the pillow, drawing your best friend's face on it, then penetrating it until it is filled with semen and then drinking the semen from the pillow
I have to go buy another pillow because I made mine the "Dirty Francesco" and it no longer works
Dirty Francesco by The useless pillow September 3, 2021

Dirty Francis 

When a partner wears a biking helmet covered in rusty nails (similar to a sea urchin), and runs at partner 2 from a distance of approximately 10 yards while partner 2 holds their urethra open in an attempt for partner 1 to "thread the needle".
Player 1: "Man! Bill was late for practice today so Coach gave him a Dirty Francis!"
Player 2: "Ow man that made my crotch hurt just hearing that."
Player 3: "hope he got his tetanus shots."
Dirty Francis by MackDirty323 April 20, 2020

Dirty Francisco 

The act of receiving a drunken perverted text message from your brother-in-law.
Dad... Jarreth just told me I have a nice ass.
Dont worry sweetie, that was a Dirty Francisco!
Dirty Francisco by Evil Step Dad November 15, 2015

Dirty Francesco 

To make a girl overdose on Xanax during a party, kiss her and try to have sex with her.
Guy 1: “Dude, that girl is so cute I might pull a dirty Francesco on her”
Guy 2: “Here, have my Xanax pills”

Dirty Francisco 

The act of shaving oneself's eyebrows and replacing the eyebrows with streaks of their own fecal matter (or that of a sex partner).

Variations may include The Angry francis, The Shocked Francis, The Curious Francis (one eyebrow raised) or The Francis Jeter (fecal matter is rubbed below the eye to deflect glare).
Gerardo gave himself a shave and a Dirty Francisco before his blind date with Ramona.
Dirty Francisco by Bobbygee January 10, 2010

Dirty Francis 

When you stick your knee into somones ass hole and you lick the shit out of it.
Dirty Francis by 69slaya March 15, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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