dirty dylon
When a gay man pretends to be straight in hopes of getting a straight guy drunk and giving him oral.
dirty dylon by Shock jockey February 26, 2020
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Dirty Dylan
A dirty Dylan is when a woman fills her mouth with a man's entire genitalia balls and alls, then proceeds to stick her tongue out and lick his anus.
Dirty Dylan by picklesofbree June 10, 2019
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dirty dulon
Named after a dude with terrible personal hygiene and more STD's than a crack whore in Amsterdam, that is attempting to get lucky at the bar. "A guy who is engaging the town whore in sexual intercourse in the out house "biffy" outside the local bar. After he finishes he leaves the whore in the biffy and tips it over on the door so the whore cannot escape."
Dude 1 "Hey man I gotta take a piss"
Dude 2 "Lets hit the biffy outside the line is too long in here"
Dude 3 "We should but shitter is out of commission, some guy dirty dulon'ed a hoe last night"
Dude 2 "That must've been one slutty hoe"
Dude 2 "Lets hit the biffy outside the line is too long in here"
Dude 3 "We should but shitter is out of commission, some guy dirty dulon'ed a hoe last night"
Dude 2 "That must've been one slutty hoe"
dirty dulon by "Dirty D" October 18, 2008
Dirty dylan
When a guy steals a girls vibrator and then uses it on some other girl and denies it when he gets caught red handed
Man she caught me last night doing a dirty dylan the other day but I denied it, and fucked my boyfriend with it I just had to Google where I got it
Dirty dylan by Dr. Dildon April 25, 2020
Dirty Dylan
The act of floating in a public fountain on an inflatible animal and throwing a shit at a passer by.
Dirty Dylan by Clever froggers August 22, 2019
Dirty Dylan
A Dirty Dylan is when play-fighting with your girlfriend, you finish it by pinning her down and farting on her head, staying sat on her face for a while so she has to smell.
Dirty Dylan by BeckyPhillips02 June 8, 2020
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