A girl who suppresses her sexual desires in order to live up to conservative ideals of Western society; if attempting to hook up with, give up after five minutes because it ain't happening (ask Big Ben)
Guy at bar: hey baby, you wanna head on out to my place?
Girl: No, I'm going to stay here and covet my vagina like it's a sacred artifact sent from Christ.
After engaging in anal sex, the female then shits all over the floor, and pees into a nearby bucket.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Kevin"
"No, what!"
"He was doing some fat chick last night and she pulled a Dirty Donnie all over his kitchen!"
"Thats fucking nasty"
"Tell me about it"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.