dirty diaz 

During anal sex the man uses hot sauce as lubricant, then ejaculates into he woman's ass, then the woman shits into a burrito and eats it...mmmmmmm

Whenever things get boring in bed, my personal favorite is the dirty diaz.

dirty diaz by Albert Wrinklestein February 28, 2008

Dirty Diaz 

When someone is so black out drunk they are not aware of their doings and in the middle of a drunken stooper they shit in a near by closet.

Did you seriously pull a Dirty Diaz?

Dirty Diaz by Dirty Diaz Him Self... February 14, 2012

Dirty Diaz 

When a guy bangs a nasty fat chick and lies to his friends about it.

Dave did the Dirty Diaz with Wendy last night!

Dirty Diaz by Asmodath February 1, 2010

dirty diaz 

a fetus that has pubes and glasses; wears pajamas under its pants

Damn Chris, you are starting to look like a dirty diaz

dirty diaz by Poonani January 7, 2005

Dirty Diaz Drip 

when your having anal sex and pull out nut on the sheets. then she snorts up a line of it down her throat. and spits it back up.

I watched that chick do a dirty diaz drip last night.

Dirty Diaz Drip by salva diz March 11, 2008

Dirty Dan Diaz 

aka Dan the Jew, very similar to a hot lunch, but in stead of the cling wrap, you use a dollar bill that you snorted cocaine with out of someones asshole. When you fill this "low income pocket" you use a funnel to spray enraged ass piss into the one dollar holler and then after you need to cut yourself; in a none so vital area. Then you drip blood into the ass piss concoction for a truly deeper connection to your partner. And then after you finish preparing the the one dollar holler than you proceed to face fuck the partner into an oblivion and right before you blow your "duck butter" into the mouth of the waiting recipient you pop the one dollar holler and let it all run wild! After the party is letting loose like a puetro rican fiesta you judo chop your partner in the throat and let them vomit that triple D out!

You dirty dan diaz'ed that bitch last night!

That cum pocket was totally dirty dan diaz'ed.

Yo I'm gonna triple d that AAAAASS!

Dirty Dan Diaz by D!nk421 January 12, 2012