Also known as the Rape Train. A Dirty Cathal can only take place when you’ve drank enough alcohol for it to be considered “drunk messing”. It consists of sitting on a 50 year old ladies lap and asking the whole pub does anybody have any bags? It’s finished off by wanking off a Russell terrier
Ooo yeah man I had a dirty Cath last night I was like oh bitch have you wet yourself? She was all like nawh! It’s just you that makes me so horny. Get in.
A bowel movement that has past maturity and has been clinched to a point of a fourceful explosion. When finally released, the fource causes the poo to hit not only the bowl but the tank behind as well. Also could be achieved during the seating process in a rooster tail fashion. Also known as the KT Rooster Tail or Mis-fire of the old mud gun.