Dirty carson

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When you realise that you dont want to be in a relationship so you drop a rock on your head.

Yo so your husband went and committed a dirty carson.

Dirty carson by Big_Carl April 13, 2020

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Dirty Carson

A guy that will fuck your brains out with his good cock. He will also eat pussy amazingly well and will surprise you in the bedroom

Omg my bf is such a dirty Carson

Dirty Carson by Killer l September 9, 2021

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dirty carson

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist

What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.

dirty carson by dagnel June 12, 2024

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Dirty cason

Hostile anal sex

I had dirty Cason last night

Dirty cason by Poopie hed October 1, 2021

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dirty carron

When you sit on a fist mistaking it for a dick.

Oh no I've accidentally done a dirty carron!

dirty carron by Bruh 231 November 5, 2020

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dirty carlson

A dirty Carlson is when you get butt fucked by a black fat dude.

My friend was over last night and he gave me a dirty carlson

dirty carlson by Gavin bbb November 21, 2020

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Dirty Cason Gardner

When you pee on a girl in the bathtub while the dog watches.

Nigga 1: "Why does your dog look traumitized?"
Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"

Dirty Cason Gardner by MissClover September 19, 2022

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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