dirty carden

A man who sticks finger inside of his asshole to nut while jerking off

“Joshua you okay”

“Yea , I had to pull a good ole dirty carden”

by Nigger mann May 11, 2020

dirty carmen

A sultry smoking hot woman who leaves you in the dust wishing IF ONLY!

A girl who isn't afraid to get down and dirty when need be.

A true ride or die chick.

I'm sprung on my ride or die Dirty Carmen!

by Sam-antha I Am April 18, 2019

dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.

Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night

by Anal doge February 11, 2022

Dirty Caiden

Dirty Caiden is usually a very horny, touchy guy. He loves to have “fun”. But even though he’s a extremely horny guy he’s still a fun person to be around always making funny and dirty jokes. He’s shy at first but after that he’s the life of the party!!!

Ex 1. “ hey, did you see that guy last night at the party ”
“Hell yeah, that was dirty Caiden, he made that party AWESOME”

by Your fav 696969 April 17, 2020

dirty cardenas

when a female surprisingly starts manually stimulating(handjob) a male partner in conjunction with dancing.

I got a dirty cardenas at the club last night

by chriscbc05 December 1, 2009

Dirty Camden

When somebody spews out jizz in your car and after about a week it starts stinkin up like shit and you can't find where the smell is coming from

I pulled a Dirty Camden on Joe I spilled my man chowder in his glove compartment

by Jordan K =) March 29, 2009

Dirty Caden

A kid that has a laser mouse and cuts out your anus then shoves it down your throat with a water bottle back in place

did you hear about that kid had a Dirty Caden last night?

by ./\.#dirtbike./\. March 20, 2020