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Dirty Can Martin
Dirty Can Martin by YodaFamily1 April 28, 2020
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dirty oil can by Corneales mcdoon May 15, 2018
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dirty candy
The hottest, sexiest one around A true goddess DirtyCandy will be the one to rock your entire world. You better keep your Dirty 7Candy to yourself, if not your a fool, her dangerous but oh so sexy eyes will keep you in a trance. And oh what them lips do explosive sexual desire beyond belief. Dangerous but irresistible Everyone wants her so you better be doing your job or someone will kindly do it for you.Candy is a rare breed no other can even come close. Candy loves to please her mate in any way they desire, Candy is definitely the best you will ever have. Think twice before letting go, you'll never find another to do the things lime Candy does!
dirty candy by Dark goddess May 17, 2019
Dirty Cantos
The act of doing one of your friends mom in the ass and then smacking her in the face with your penis giving her a black eye, maybe even resulting in her having to get stitches.
Dirty Cantos by Anonymously submitted October 11, 2006
Dirty Candy
An extremely attractive person with whom you want to have sex, but due to their history of indiscriminant sex with an excessive number of partners, dissuades you from acting on your impulses.
Dirty Candy by Princess Bubble Bath May 29, 2008
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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