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Dirty Caiden 

Dirty Caiden is usually a very horny, touchy guy. He loves to have “fun”. But even though he’s a extremely horny guy he’s still a fun person to be around always making funny and dirty jokes. He’s shy at first but after that he’s the life of the party!!!
Ex 1. “ hey, did you see that guy last night at the party ”
“Hell yeah, that was dirty Caiden, he made that party AWESOME”
Dirty Caiden by Your fav 696969 April 17, 2020

Dirty Cailyn 

A dirty Cailyn is only for the legless. You start by spitting on the dick, then you begin to spin on the dick, putting your arms out and becoming one as a helicopter. Right as he’s about to cum, you just get up and leave. But with your arms of course, army crawling, because you have no legs.
Man Mary gave me a dirty cailyn last night and her thighs shook so hard they fell off
Dirty Cailyn by Catsarenicee August 28, 2022

Dirty caedyn

When your undressing a girl and u remember you have a tiny penis so you pull the 12 inch dildo out of your ass and start to go to town then when she turned around you pull it out and shove it right back up your ass to hide it but you moaned so she noticed
Dude I hade the dirty caedyn happen to me the other day so my gf left me
Dirty caedyn by Big dick nick 1257 January 14, 2022
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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