The act of inserting whipped cream within a woman’s vagina and utilizing ones meat wand to remove the whipped cream. The woman is then required to ingest said whipped cream as the man ejaculates in a combination of whipped cream and semen.
Oh I got hit with the DirtyCaelan last night it was divine.
A dirty caeley is someone with a praise kink and eats out barry bee benson while shoving a chicken wing up her ass and then stalks your mom and makes out with shrek
a tiny girl who absolutely loves the biggest fattest dicks. she’s super small but doesn’t want an ounce of pity and wants it rough and hard. she may look small and innocent but she wants it hard and rough.
“dude that girl last night pulled a dirtykaela on me, i thought she was gonna be timid but man she bounced that ass back until she couldn’t no more”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'