Dirty Brandon

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob immediately followed by a handjob and swallows both times.

Kelly really knows how to give a dirty Brandon, I could sleep the rest of the week!

by fresh cucumber April 16, 2020

Dirty brandon

Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.

Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime

by jpalengoodsell1 September 28, 2020

Dirty Brandon

When 2 gay guys are fucking in the Spoon position. then the one in the back bends forward and sucks the cock of the other

(this usually means you have to be very flexible)

"We did the Dirty Brandon last night."

by Gustaco4/94 July 12, 2009

Dirty Brandon

When a gay man and a straight man conjoin together by opening the gay man's penis hole and inserting the straight man's penis hole until white fluid oozes out, but only on April 24th.

I can't believe Danny just did a Dirty Brandon with Derek.

by TheDictioner April 25, 2020

Dirty Brandon

When no fun dad won't let you go to breakfast during the week with your friends.

I had to go to Mcdonald's drive through this morning because Dirty Brandon wouldn't let us go to Smith's.

by BradRocks24/7 November 24, 2021

Dirty brandon the entertainer

When you ejacukate on the headliner of your car and she slams the door and it drips down on your forehead while eating pineapple pizza.

Oh hey.... I had a dirty brandon the entertainer last night

by Maatttyyy April 14, 2020

The Dirty Branson

When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.

1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?

Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?

2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.

Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?

by RPotter December 15, 2006