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eating cum by the spoonful like it's yoghurt while ass is getting poked by tongue plus licking toes and getting their peen sucked with caramel sauce and a cock ring with neon lights

"oh damn i heard eamon and the guys were going to do the *dirty aydan*. You in?"

dirty aydan by hairyfishdildo September 3, 2021

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Dirty Aidan

The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.

"Your grandmother asked for some tea, so I gave her a Dirty Aidan."

"You fucking degenerate."

Dirty Aidan by Shitposting With Babish March 26, 2020

Related Words

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Dirty Aedan

The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.

Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”

Dirty Aedan by derfferguson April 17, 2020

Dirty Adan

The act of sneezing, and cumming at the same time resulting in a heavy nose bleed which is then used as lubricant for round two.

Dude I had my first dirty Adan and now I don’t think I can go back.

Dirty Adan by The OG dirty Adan May 5, 2021

Dirty Aidan

Taking a women’s high heel in the anus

Can’t believe he got a Dirty Aidan while in the club

Dirty Aidan by APA_03 April 16, 2020

Dirty Aidan

A technique in which a male has ice cubes placed on his eyeballs while simultaneously having his cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner

My girl pulled out some freaky shit yesterday and tried a Dirty Aidan on me.

Dirty Aidan by dumb baby bicht April 6, 2020

Dirty Aidan

The dirty Aidan is when the female gives you head whilst you fight the ender dragon in Minecraft. If you kill the ender dragon before the female has finished she must finish giving you your blowjob then must remain unclothed apart from goggly eyes on the nips until she cooks you a full english. simulary if she finishes before you killed the ender dragon you have to do the same but you have the goggly eyes on your balls.

John: Did you get up to much with Hanna last night?
Thomas: yh we did the dirty Aidan!

Dirty Aidan by B0yFr0mTheH00d March 12, 2021

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026