dirty anders 

dirty anders is when a guy holds your head down to cum in your eye. it’s pretty common in iceland and antarctica

“dude did you score with that girl last night”
“hell yeah bro, i even did the dirty anders on her!”

dirty anders by spiderpigtovah May 5, 2020

Dirty Anderson 

When you talk up an unattractive person at a bar. Sneak off to the bathroom, bushes, rooftop etc to fool around. Then run off leaving the unattractive person with the tab.

Damn! Zack just pulled a dirty Anderson. He got a hummer in the bushes from that fat chick and left her with the bar tab.

Dirty Anderson by Joejon November 17, 2020

Dirty Andres

A sexy daddy with a fat fucking cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s trying to get with his ex and has no life plans, but at least his cum tastes like honey.

I gave her a dirty Andres - fucked her sideways til she came all over my bed

Dirty Andres by Sassystonergirlxo April 16, 2020

dirty andres

A man who finds the need to complain about people having a good time on the internet for no apparent reason other than an extra large metal pipe stuck up his ass

"did you see that funny ass post I made?"
"Yea I did, fuck that dirty Andres trying to ruin it"

dirty andres by JiggabooJake April 5, 2020

dirty anderson 

when your doing a girl while eating a sexy sandwich ( preferably turkey) and smear honey mustard on her boobs for dipping. then you dip your finger in chocolate milk and smear it on her upper lip and say ummm thats sexy !!!

i was feeling sexy so i gave my girlfriend a dirty anderson

dirty anderson by sexy sandwiches January 4, 2008

Dirty Gillian Anderson 

Shitting in her cunt Jimmy Carr style, then snowballing, followed by scraping the dried cum off her teeth the next morning.

I broke up with my girlfriend by doing the ol' Dirty Gillian Anderson, she's still in therapy.

Dirty Gillian Anderson by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021