dirty ali

when you shit in your hand, then squeeze the poop through your fingers and punch a girl and/or guy in the face

Kathy is wearing shades because she got a black eye, which got infected, after some guy gave her a dirty ali.

by slkjhflsjflkjsldfjsdlfjsldf October 19, 2007

Dirty ali

When a man has anal sex with his nan while spanking his dister

"OH MY GOD... JACK JUST PULLED A DIRTY ALI !!!"

by Bakagirl27 September 3, 2021

dirty ali

wen u scream DADDY OHHH YEAHHHH while fucking a gay tiger

dude she just did a dirty ali when she went to the zoo

by jaxon ferguson April 29, 2022

dirty ali

wen u scream DADDY OHHH YEAHHHH while fucking a gay tiger

dude she just did a dirty ali when she went to the zoo

by jaxon ferguson April 29, 2022

dirty ali baba

same act as the dirty sanchez, but instead of giving your partner a dooky mustache, you instead apply one to her dog.

We concluded our sex with a dirty ali baba for the mutt.

by dallma October 25, 2007

Dirty Alice

After taking a large amount of LSD one would stick their penis in a rabbit hole and scream I'm in wonderland as they ejaculate.

Damn fam I took so much LSD last night I went out into the woods and did a dirty Alice

by Chewing on Chewbacca January 1, 2017

dirty alistair

A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.

Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.

I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.

by F1Chick March 11, 2019