“Dirty Akshay” is the thing you are always looking for and can not find. But you will never give up the search. Because you yourself are sure you will find it. Maybe one day you will!
Person 1: Why can’t you find it?
Person 2: It’s like a dirty akshay
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).