dirty caden
Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.
dirty caden by Anal doge February 11, 2022
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Dirty Caden
A kid that has a laser mouse and cuts out your anus then shoves it down your throat with a water bottle back in place
Dirty Caden by ./\.#dirtbike./\. March 20, 2020
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Dirty Caden
Guy 1: man after hooking up with britanny, I had to go to the hospital and get the straw removed
guy 2: sounds like she gave you the dirty caden..Im SUPER jealous
guy 2: sounds like she gave you the dirty caden..Im SUPER jealous
Dirty Caden by thicc.brown.bish January 2, 2022
Dirty Caden
When you freeze your right thumb in liquid nitrogen, shove it up your own butt, and clench as to shatter your thumb in your butt.
“I lost my right thumb when I was in Iraq.”
“Grenade?”
“You could say that. I prefer to call it a Dirty Caden.”
“Grenade?”
“You could say that. I prefer to call it a Dirty Caden.”
Dirty Caden by Smarmy Phillips, MD November 20, 2025
Dirty Caden Calvin huzzinator 2000
The act of where a guy smashes his penis all over a man or woman (or bro’s) face, before smashing the receiver’s mouth with their cock, and nutting so hard, the receiver chokes out on it, with cum spewing from their asshole, nosehole, ears, and mouth. However they cannot match the aura of the Caden Calvin huzzinator 2000.
My friend did not have the aura of Caden Calvin huzzinator 2000, so it was a dirty Caden Calvin huzzinator 2000.
Dirty Caden Calvin huzzinator 2000 by Gunzilla1212 October 27, 2026
Dirty Caiden
Dirty Caiden is usually a very horny, touchy guy. He loves to have “fun”. But even though he’s a extremely horny guy he’s still a fun person to be around always making funny and dirty jokes. He’s shy at first but after that he’s the life of the party!!!
Ex 1. “ hey, did you see that guy last night at the party ”
“Hell yeah, that was dirty Caiden, he made that party AWESOME”
“Hell yeah, that was dirty Caiden, he made that party AWESOME”
Dirty Caiden by Your fav 696969 April 17, 2020
The Dirty Cade
My girl got me an xbox one for my birthday, so you already know she’s getting The Dirty Cade tonight.
The Dirty Cade by anal destroyer 72 July 16, 2020
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