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directionner 

directioners: name of the one direction fandom

AKA the most powerful fandom in the world
be afraid if you say mean things about harry, louis, zayn, niall or liam

to be a directioner you need to be a really big fan, and be proud of it the fandom is really open-minded and we are all part of the LGBTQIA+ community
Boy1: damn that girl really is obsessed with this boy band!
Boy2: yeh i know she's a directionner
directionner by feltpwk February 23, 2022
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directioners 

the worlds craziest, scariest, most-dramatic yet dedicated fandom that has ever walked planet earth. “directioners” would die for the 1d members, and will basically do absolutely ANYTHING to make sure they rise to number #1 on the charts every time a new album/song is released. Directioners have fully devoted theirs lives and souls to one direction, but have no regret in doing so at all.
“hey, that girls pretty cute”

“true, but watch out, she’s a directioner”

“directioners fully devote all of their time and effort to these group of boys”
directioners by larrystylinson28 April 23, 2018

directioners 

The craziest fandom and the only one who will hack into an airport security feed to see the boys just sitting around.
directioners are the best fandom
directioners by I_love_1D February 9, 2021

Directioners 

The only fandom that can hack into security cameras, leak albums, find ultrasound pictures, blood types, penis sizes...

But yet we can't order at McDonalds without fucking up and stuttering the whole time.
Directioners talking about One Direction:

Niall's blood type is A,
Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991,
Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches
Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born
Harry's blood type is B

Ordering at McDonalds:

Cashier: What would you like today?
Directioner: Y-y-es um I would like a um m-m-medium n-number s-s-even p-please?

*Gets Meal*

Directioners: DAMMIT! I WANTED A LARGE!

Directioner 

Smart, crazy, FBI hacking, badass, bitches that are verified One Direction fans and that can and will take you down if you fuck with them or the band.
Other Fandom: "Don't fuck with Directioner their crazy."
Directioner by HarryandTessa01 October 22, 2014

directioners 

a military fan base of one direction who will destroy everything that comes in thier way between them and one direction. will slay every day. and makes sure that larry is real
dont mess with them they are directioners

Directioner 

a person who has dedicated their heart and soul to the famous and drop dead gorgeous boy band One Direction is known as a directioner. they are also known as the meanest and sassiest fandom. (after all they learn from the best)
"Beware, she's a Directioner"
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