When my directioneer lost the map, I was unable to find my way, but when I bought my GPS, I became the new directioneer.
by homeschoolj August 28, 2009
the worlds craziest, scariest, most-dramatic yet dedicated fandom that has ever walked planet earth. “directioners” would die for the 1d members, and will basically do absolutely ANYTHING to make sure they rise to number #1 on the charts every time a new album/song is released. Directioners have fully devoted theirs lives and souls to one direction, but have no regret in doing so at all.
“hey, that girls pretty cute”
“true, but watch out, she’s a directioner”
“directioners fully devote all of their time and effort to these group of boys”
“true, but watch out, she’s a directioner”
“directioners fully devote all of their time and effort to these group of boys”
by larrystylinson28 December 31, 2018
The craziest fandom and the only one who will hack into an airport security feed to see the boys just sitting around.
by I_love_1D February 9, 2021
The only fandom that can hack into security cameras, leak albums, find ultrasound pictures, blood types, penis sizes...
But yet we can't order at McDonalds without fucking up and stuttering the whole time.
But yet we can't order at McDonalds without fucking up and stuttering the whole time.
Directioners talking about One Direction:
Niall's blood type is A,
Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991,
Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches
Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born
Harry's blood type is B
Ordering at McDonalds:
Cashier: What would you like today?
Directioner: Y-y-es um I would like a um m-m-medium n-number s-s-even p-please?
*Gets Meal*
Directioners: DAMMIT! I WANTED A LARGE!
Niall's blood type is A,
Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991,
Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches
Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born
Harry's blood type is B
Ordering at McDonalds:
Cashier: What would you like today?
Directioner: Y-y-es um I would like a um m-m-medium n-number s-s-even p-please?
*Gets Meal*
Directioners: DAMMIT! I WANTED A LARGE!
by PartofAFandomFamily July 12, 2014
Smart, crazy, FBI hacking, badass, bitches that are verified One Direction fans and that can and will take you down if you fuck with them or the band.
by HarryandTessa01 October 22, 2014
a military fan base of one direction who will destroy everything that comes in thier way between them and one direction. will slay every day. and makes sure that larry is real
dont mess with them they are directioners
by conchobarninja January 25, 2016
a person who has dedicated their heart and soul to the famous and drop dead gorgeous boy band One Direction is known as a directioner. they are also known as the meanest and sassiest fandom. (after all they learn from the best)
"Beware, she's a Directioner"
by Harry's one and only March 2, 2018