If something unlucky, ridiculous, incredible, etc were to happen, you yell this. The number of times you say "dirtay" determines how bad the event was (ex: 10 dirtays is very bad)

(Z.D. shoots a basketball, it hits the rim, but rolls in and out)

Z.D.: (Screaming) DIRTAY DIRTAY DIRTAY DIRTAY!
Mullet: (rofling) Dirtay Dirtay!

Dirtay Dirtay by darcy mcgee December 17, 2008

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Dirdanger

Slang for a man's penis, also used as a negative term for annoying people.

Person 1: "Caleb wouldn't stop poking me."
Person 2: "I know right? He did that to me yesterday."
Person 1: "Wow, what a dirdanger."

Dirdanger by Sneaky Charlie December 6, 2011

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Dirty Diday

When someone is in the act off sex and decides to play with the girls vagina in the same fashion as that of a pizza maker.
Then after he is done he pours cream cheese into the vagina to soften up while he waits for his bagel to heat up.

Man Dave was giving Vivian such a dirty diday he made an extra large pizza with that thing and he really enjoyed his bagel.

Dirty Diday by Paul Stevenson September 8, 2007

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