A Dinomessenger is a devotee of Dino Martin, who spends their time, energy, and resources proclaimin' the life and teachings of the coolest dude to ever walk the face of the planet, Dino Martin.
Our pallie has become a Dinomessenger, tryin' to spread the Dinostoryfar and wide.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).