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Dingman
a short chinese man, who likes to buy stupid movies, and make wise ass cracks at white people, and hands out endless amounts of never due homework, and likes to stay at the chinese innnnn
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Dingman
The opposite of a wingman. The guy who hangs out with you when you go to a bar and screws up your every attempt with women.
Another term for a cock blocker
Another term for a cock blocker
Ray is such a dingman, every time I'm talking with girl he comes over and comments about how much she looks like my ex or he tells them I have an amazing collection of Star Trek figures.
Dingman by Grillman15 June 30, 2016
matt dingman
A short fuck that eats dick for a living. Thinks he's good at nba 2k15 but really isn't good at all. Has a weird obsession with tea but he's a weird kid in general. Poor kid
matt dingman by You lifeguard January 26, 2015
A Matt dingman
A Matt dingman by MattknowsWHO April 24, 2020
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Dinomania by Ms. Monroe March 12, 2010
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crunchy
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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