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a short chinese man, who likes to buy stupid movies, and make wise ass cracks at white people, and hands out endless amounts of never due homework, and likes to stay at the chinese innnnn
zhong gou ren ai zhong gou, mei gou ren ai mei guo ma?
-shut up dingman!!!!!!!!
"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse, i put a gun to his head and said, either his signature was going to be ont hat paper or his brains..."
Dingman by chinese 3 December 17, 2003
The opposite of a wingman. The guy who hangs out with you when you go to a bar and screws up your every attempt with women.

Another term for a cock blocker
Ray is such a dingman, every time I'm talking with girl he comes over and comments about how much she looks like my ex or he tells them I have an amazing collection of Star Trek figures.
Dingman by Grillman15 June 30, 2016
I bought a tin of cherry dingman at the Loaf & Jug.
dingman by Seany S February 24, 2008

matt dingman 

A short fuck that eats dick for a living. Thinks he's good at nba 2k15 but really isn't good at all. Has a weird obsession with tea but he's a weird kid in general. Poor kid
Example Matt dingman likes dick.
matt dingman by You lifeguard January 26, 2015

A Matt dingman 

Someone who acts like a weeb machochist and denys it
"Man Tolan stop saying that" , "but dude your such a Matt dingman"
A Matt dingman by MattknowsWHO April 24, 2020

Dinomania 

The sudden urge to dance
"While in the mall with my friends, I walked past the music store and got dinomania"
Dinomania by Ms. Monroe March 12, 2010