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Ding-ding 

Means female sexual organ, vag, vagina, cunt, pussy.
That monster L. was naked in my bed, and my ding-ding was in incredible pain.
Ding-ding by bl!nd86 January 30, 2015
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ding-ding 

1 n. small penis, refers to the tendency of small penises to bounce around easily even when erect. Possible derivative of "dinky", or referring to the "dinger" of a bell, which swings back and forth, causing the bell to ring. Generally a derogatory comment.

2. adj. Used to describe someone who is insane or "not quite all there" mentally.
1. When Jane saw Peter's ding-ding of a cock, she about fell out!

2. Jane is a bit of a ding-ding.
ding-ding by Orion February 16, 2005

ding-ding 

Bam (after pantsing Novak): "Ahh, look at his ding-ding!"
ding-ding by Squishy Cool August 15, 2006

ding-ding 

Man, that dude is such a ding-ding.
ding-ding by the b-word April 17, 2006

Ding Ding 

The phrase "It's a ding ding" is used when experiencing a big win in Casino games, a win 100x or more is normally required for it to be a Ding Ding. Higher wins 300x or more are often referred to as a SUPER MEGA DING DING.

The phrase is said whilst holding one foot with both hands, then raising it in the air as you say "ding ding"

Legend has it that a Swedish man called Sir Kim from Halmstad created the phrase when getting over 100x on Starburst!
Ding Ding by RoshteinsViewbotManager November 11, 2019

ding ding 

A firefighter or fireman. Slang term used by police to describe firefighters. The origin stems from the sounds of a bell on an antique fire truck.

A ding ding is a fireman, often a volunteer, who likes his bells and whistles. His personal vehicle may have more lights on it than a UFO.

Also, see Whacker.
Here come the ding dings. He's a ding ding.
ding ding by Grumpybear March 8, 2012

Ding Ding 

A "ding ding" is used to describe a person who acts in the same way that a mentally handicapped person would.
Nice one, ding ding!!!
Ding Ding by FawkesyLady August 19, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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