ding-dang 

A violent Asian drinking game first started by a group of budhist monks who were kicked out of their monastary for excessive drinking. The game is a combination of balance, coordination, and alchohol/pain tolerance. The game begins by two people drinking 5 beers. (rice wine was the original drink of choice, but it has become increasingly sparce in america.) Once the contestants have consumed the beers, they walk 5 paces apart from each other and are blindfolded. One at a time they turn around, walk back blindfolded, about 9 paces, and attempt to kick their opponent in the head. If they hit, they drink a beer. then they go back to the starting point and wait for the other mans turn. the game ends when on person gets a kick to the head that he cannot get up from. The winner then ripps of his blindfold challenges someone else.

You: This is gonna be the last time you insult my momma, Xia-Xoh. The shit be on now!
Xia-Xoh: You wanna take this outside?
You: No. I want to stay in here and play Ding-Dang!
The bar goes silent

ding-dang by cap'n zack August 29, 2006

ding-dang 

Used when you see a hot girl and you don't want her to know that you and your buddy are talking about her being hot.
The first guy that sees her will say "Ding-Dang" and if his buddy agrees that she is hot he will say "Ringy-Dingy"

If the friend disagrees he can use the antonyms of blockermore or butterface.

Heh check out this girl walking towards us, Ding-dang!

ding-dang by this guys April 28, 2006

Ding Dang 

A term for being in a rural area with hickish appeal. Stems from the sound the Banjo makes when played.

We're deep in the ding dang now.

Ding Dang by Cherry Jerry Pepper June 8, 2011

ding dang 

when some really bad happens and you don't want to swear but you still want to make it sound legit.

Ding dang, i hate you.

Daddy, ding dang stop hitting me with your belt.

ding dang by Shliams May 15, 2009

ding dang 

Slang word for penis.

He has a big ding dang!

ding dang by bebespony June 6, 2008

ding dang 

(adj form = dingdanger) A term used to describe any event or person that is ridiculously hick, country, redneck, or uneducated. A great way to people watch and discuss without the dingdangers in question having any idea.

Me: "Did you just see how high that truck was lifted? Why the hell does everyone in this town pay money for that thinking it's attractive and cool?"

My friend: "Ding Dang brother!"

ding dang by anonymous#3562 July 11, 2012

ding dang 

No shit?

Ubelievable.

"Ding dang, I knew he was hitting that badonkadonk!"

ding dang by Theron3 March 15, 2003