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DING DONG CHING CHONG 

whusinghao
random dude:hi
chinese guy:DING DONG CHING CHONG

wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo

ur stupid twin brother that you want to yeet out the window and out of existence
that wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo is dumb

Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong 

Words describing a straight but thicc Asian Chinese boy who likes you :)
Here's my number: 070 4853 3927

Call me <3
"I think Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong likes you ;)))"

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong 

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

Ching Chong on my ding dong 

The exclusive phrase for Chinese people who can speak english to ask people on Omegle "do you wanna suck my Asian dick"
Chinese guy: Hello you want to Ching Chong on my ding dong
Random person on Omegle: what the fuck did you just say

bing bong ching chong ding dong 

It's what hoomuns call Asians and its a dick
#1. American" bing bong ching chong ding dong."
Asian: "Fuck off"
#2.
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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