ding dinger 

the gates that blink and go down before a train goes by or a bridge goes up

-hey, why are all these cars waiting around?
--the ding dingers just went down, the train is about to pass.

ding dinger by jassy1234 August 3, 2008

ding dinger 

Two men snorting drugs off each other’s dicks.

Yo bro let’s go snort coke off each other’s dicks. Yea bro let go rip some ding dingers.

ding dinger by TH3W0RDSMITH April 30, 2019

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding 

The sound of the fox.

Person 1: "Dude i heard something outside."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Listen."
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, it's just a fox."

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding by Fox whisperer October 5, 2013

Ding dong danger wank 

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.

-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.

Ding dong danger wank by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 6, 2011

dingdongery 

Stupid, silly, and usually harmless actions that make reasonable people shake their heads in disbelief. Usually these are actions made by people who don't think things all the way through and/or can be described as "ding dongs".

You got a tattoo that says "$WAG" because you "thought it was funny"?! That's straight dingdongery.

dingdongery by jesses55 May 27, 2021

Dingdonger 

An erect penis.

''Look, he's got a dingdonger!

Dingdonger by LMCFEV February 21, 2009

dingwinger 

A dull-witted person.

That guy's acting like an animal in public! What a dingwinger!

dingwinger by Seshie January 14, 2009