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A person who comes second time to Urban Dictionary, the cesspool drowning people into progressive low life.
John decided that Urban Dictionary can make him a dim wit by submersing him in sewage.
dim wit by trymyeye May 7, 2018
Someone who tries to create an urban dictionary definition "naming non-celebrities". These people generally have low IQ's and are narcissistic.
I just voted down definition submissions from dozens of dim-wit's today. I'm not sure how there can be so many stupid people out there!
dim-wit by mememetoo June 25, 2018

Dummy dim wit syndicate 

A person who doesnt kno wats going on
This cat andrew be on the dummy dim wit syndicate status when hes stoned.
Dummy dim wit syndicate by Ethik one November 17, 2003

dim witticunt 

What someone says when they die or lose in a game or when they feel extremely insulted and use this as a comeback.
"Oh I died, this guy is such a dim witticunt."
Or used as
"You called me a motherfucker, you're a dim witticunt!"
dim witticunt by TobzDaOne November 2, 2019

Smart Bitch with Dim Balls

A bitch whose balls ironically and unfortunately didn't glow like her accent and style,and she is so fed up with Society,culture and routine sex...
ohhh,she'll never make it till the ultimate climax,coz she is a Smart Bitch with Dim Balls

dimwitted lazy dunce 

A fellow employee that doesn't have the sense God gave him. Hes a total lazy horses ass that leaves all the work for others. Meanwhile he constantly complains about all the work he is doing.
Jesus, why am I the one who is so lucky to work with

Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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