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buhbye

a passive aggressive way to say good bye. saying good bye after being frustrated. an impatient or lazy good bye. Often used by sales people.
You don't want to purchase my services? Well bless your heart. buhbye.
by mememetoo April 3, 2015
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Gene

nick name for a very smart person. short for genius. Usually, but not always, used as sarcasm.
What's up, Gene! Nice job on the exam, Gene! Hey Gene, your shirt is on inside out!
by mememetoo April 3, 2015
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top popping

Popping your head up higher than the windshield while riding in or driving a convertible.
I put some pillows under my ass, and I was top poppin' all the way home!. I had bugs in my teeth from top poppin' all weekend in my convertible. Always wear proper eye protection when top popping. I was top poppin' with my gf, and she decided to take off her top for a double popped top experience!
by mememetoo July 4, 2016
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Direct-injection

When a man directly ejaculates inside a woman's vagina with as little intercourse as possible and for the sole purpose of achieving conception. A process of donating sperm that leaves out the sperm banks.
We opted for direct-injection to receive sperm from the donor. I was on the edge of the bed, doggie style, and draped with a white sheet. The donor was behind a folding shoji screen. He was naked and wearing a clean white robe.

He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!
by mememetoo December 3, 2018
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trump

to have the appearance of being large and important when in reality the subject is small and insignificant. to appear larger than one actually is. in playing cards, it's a hand that is claimed to be the winner but actually is the worst hand on the table.
That banana split turned out to be a real trump as there was not enough ice cream and even the banana was tiny. Playing cards, I claimed a trump while trying to bluff but my hand was so bad that I lost to a pair of two's. The new President turned out to be a real trump.
by mememetoo August 28, 2017
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junk-in-the-trunk

Cellulite on the ass and thighs. Usually desirable and adds to the attractive shape of a woman. Jiggles when shaken or slapped.
I gave that phat ass a good slap and the junk-in-the-trunk jiggled like jello! mmm mmmm
by mememetoo June 24, 2018
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junk

The flappy bits of the sex organs for either a man or a woman. Usually used in a positive way to describe the labia minora and clitoral hood of a women or the scrotum and foreskin of a man.
That stripper just stretched out her junk about 3 inches! Ima get me some of that!
by mememetoo June 24, 2018
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