trump

to have the appearance of being large and important when in reality the subject is small and insignificant. to appear larger than one actually is. in playing cards, it's a hand that is claimed to be the winner but actually is the worst hand on the table.

That banana split turned out to be a real trump as there was not enough ice cream and even the banana was tiny. Playing cards, I claimed a trump while trying to bluff but my hand was so bad that I lost to a pair of two's. The new President turned out to be a real trump.

by mememetoo August 28, 2017

Gene

nick name for a very smart person. short for genius. Usually, but not always, used as sarcasm.

What's up, Gene! Nice job on the exam, Gene! Hey Gene, your shirt is on inside out!

by mememetoo April 03, 2015

maintenance-sex

Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.

My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?

by mememetoo March 11, 2025

booty limit

How fat of an ass you are willing to be attracted to.

Damn, these days its hard to find a bitch that goes beyond my booty limit. I like em big, fat, and with loads of cellulite for booty shaking delight!

by mememetoo March 08, 2018

junk-in-the-trunk

Cellulite on the ass and thighs. Usually desirable and adds to the attractive shape of a woman. Jiggles when shaken or slapped.

I gave that phat ass a good slap and the junk-in-the-trunk jiggled like jello! mmm mmmm

by mememetoo June 24, 2018

dim-wit

Someone who tries to create an urban dictionary definition "naming non-celebrities". These people generally have low IQ's and are narcissistic.

I just voted down definition submissions from dozens of dim-wit's today. I'm not sure how there can be so many stupid people out there!

by mememetoo June 25, 2018

top popping

Popping your head up higher than the windshield while riding in or driving a convertible.

I put some pillows under my ass, and I was top poppin' all the way home!. I had bugs in my teeth from top poppin' all weekend in my convertible. Always wear proper eye protection when top popping. I was top poppin' with my gf, and she decided to take off her top for a double popped top experience!

by mememetoo July 04, 2016