Definitions by mememetoo
maintenance-sex
Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.
My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?
maintenance-sex by mememetoo March 11, 2025
10 ticket ride
These are the most exciting, elaborate, or fanciest rides in an amusement park or fair. You generally have to be taller than a certain height to go on these rides. They are very fun!
10 ticket ride by mememetoo October 19, 2020
Direct-injection
When a man directly ejaculates inside a woman's vagina with as little intercourse as possible and for the sole purpose of achieving conception. A process of donating sperm that leaves out the sperm banks.
We opted for direct-injection to receive sperm from the donor. I was on the edge of the bed, doggie style, and draped with a white sheet. The donor was behind a folding shoji screen. He was naked and wearing a clean white robe.
He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!
He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!
Direct-injection by mememetoo December 3, 2018
dim-wit
Someone who tries to create an urban dictionary definition "naming non-celebrities". These people generally have low IQ's and are narcissistic.
I just voted down definition submissions from dozens of dim-wit's today. I'm not sure how there can be so many stupid people out there!
junk-in-the-trunk
Cellulite on the ass and thighs. Usually desirable and adds to the attractive shape of a woman. Jiggles when shaken or slapped.
junk-in-the-trunk by mememetoo June 24, 2018
junk
The flappy bits of the sex organs for either a man or a woman. Usually used in a positive way to describe the labia minora and clitoral hood of a women or the scrotum and foreskin of a man.
booty limit
Damn, these days its hard to find a bitch that goes beyond my booty limit. I like em big, fat, and with loads of cellulite for booty shaking delight!
booty limit by mememetoo March 8, 2018