dilzner

A man's penis, see also wang, schlong, dong.

She was acting freaky and jiggling my zipper so I took my dilzner out and slapped her in the face with it.

by SpodyO October 28, 2004

dillner

A person that is a homosexual loser with no friends. (super dooper gay)

Dude, look, that guy is such a dillner!

by camelkk May 11, 2008

Dillner

A peice of annoying retarded shit that nobody likes and is going to be alone for the rest of his life bacause he is so anti-social.

Dude, that kid over there is a such a dillner, he will never EVER get any.


Dude, that guy over there, his name is jon, but dont go too close, hes a dillner.

by ThexBlawler February 12, 2009