dilp

D.I.L.P is acutaly an acronym that stands for Dad I Love Penis

Dude, that guy is such a dilp!
YE he probs is like dad i love penis

by James Restos September 11, 2008

dilp

a moron lax player, gay toaster, of the matticus steelmanius race

well if it isnt DILP!!!

by G dubbya March 25, 2008

DILP

Acronym for Dog I'd like to pet. Origin: Mike Primavera's twitter @primawesome

Aw look! What a DILP over there in front of the grocery store!

by littleredmccarron June 17, 2016

DILP

Dog I'd Love to Pet

- Check out that guy over there. And his dog. What a DILP.
- Yeah, that guy is totally fuckable.
- No, not DILF. DILP.

by SoyUnSombrero August 31, 2016

Dilp

Dog I'd like to pet

"That dog is so cute it's a dilp "

by ChristinaD53 September 04, 2016

Dilp

A dilp is commonly referring to a stuck up female, a bitch.

Gosh that girl Sierra is such a dilp.

by Vance Freeman May 18, 2009

DILP

An acronym that stands for Dad I'd Like to Peg.

Genereally refers to an attractive older man one would like to engage in pegging activities with. For when you not just want any kind of intercourse with that daddy but actually want to hit that prostate.

"Oh my God, this guy looks peggable. What a DILP!"

by apicturewithasmile October 23, 2019