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dilltoid 

Dilltoid. Noun. A person who is a general douchebag, and mainly annoying in their actions.
You are at a bar waiting to order a drink. A dude walks in and cuts directly in front of you and orders a drink, and may possibly even say something to the effect of "sorry bro, didn't know you were waiting, my bad" and continue to order a beer. You turn to your buddy and say "what a freaking dilltoid".
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An insult to people you associate with, particularly your friends if they acting like a total dumbass.
Christina was being such a diltoid when she tried to hit the whip to "Hello"
diltoid by Kaybbg36 January 27, 2016
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dillroid 

a fairly intellligent person who acts stupid on any given subject in order to avoid answering questions or sharing knowlege on that subject
I ask Steve for help with a project at work and the dillroid wouldn't even look at my screen.
dillroid by Judy Katz November 19, 2007

Dillroid 

the definition of delroid but used as an insult when he's being really annoying
aye DILLroid how about you leave us alone!
Dillroid by delroid February 2, 2018

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026