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dillroid 

a fairly intellligent person who acts stupid on any given subject in order to avoid answering questions or sharing knowlege on that subject
I ask Steve for help with a project at work and the dillroid wouldn't even look at my screen.
dillroid by Judy Katz November 19, 2007
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Dillroid 

the definition of delroid but used as an insult when he's being really annoying
aye DILLroid how about you leave us alone!
Dillroid by delroid February 2, 2018
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Term given to a farm worker of below average intelligence
I told Rick to pick some squash and the dillrod picked eggplant.
A dildo used exclusively in the ass; used negatively as an insult to describe an individual who theoretically pleasures themselves on a regular basis with a dillrod.
Stick that dillrod in my puckering anus big boy.
dillrod by Dillbert October 14, 2006

dilltoid 

Dilltoid. Noun. A person who is a general douchebag, and mainly annoying in their actions.
You are at a bar waiting to order a drink. A dude walks in and cuts directly in front of you and orders a drink, and may possibly even say something to the effect of "sorry bro, didn't know you were waiting, my bad" and continue to order a beer. You turn to your buddy and say "what a freaking dilltoid".
slang for dildo, or the shifter in a car when used as such.
The Lesbian ran the jet black double -headed dillrod in and out of her vagina.
dillrod by Mr. BlowJangles March 29, 2004

dildroid 

a 125cc, metal, all-purpose, rotating, and vigorously shifting dildo with the power to rip vaginal tissue easily. using such a device has left people hospitalised for many years,

it is also known to make a woman become infertile and have immense cravings for sex.
god that slag must have used a dildroid with a limp like that.
dildroid by calence johansonson November 6, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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