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Dillroid 

the definition of delroid but used as an insult when he's being really annoying
aye DILLroid how about you leave us alone!
Dillroid by delroid February 2, 2018
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Term given to a farm worker of below average intelligence
I told Rick to pick some squash and the dillrod picked eggplant.
A dildo used exclusively in the ass; used negatively as an insult to describe an individual who theoretically pleasures themselves on a regular basis with a dillrod.
Stick that dillrod in my puckering anus big boy.
dillrod by Dillbert October 14, 2006

dilltoid 

Dilltoid. Noun. A person who is a general douchebag, and mainly annoying in their actions.
You are at a bar waiting to order a drink. A dude walks in and cuts directly in front of you and orders a drink, and may possibly even say something to the effect of "sorry bro, didn't know you were waiting, my bad" and continue to order a beer. You turn to your buddy and say "what a freaking dilltoid".
slang for dildo, or the shifter in a car when used as such.
The Lesbian ran the jet black double -headed dillrod in and out of her vagina.
dillrod by Mr. BlowJangles March 29, 2004

dildroid 

a 125cc, metal, all-purpose, rotating, and vigorously shifting dildo with the power to rip vaginal tissue easily. using such a device has left people hospitalised for many years,

it is also known to make a woman become infertile and have immense cravings for sex.
god that slag must have used a dildroid with a limp like that.
dildroid by calence johansonson November 6, 2012
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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