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dillroid 

a fairly intellligent person who acts stupid on any given subject in order to avoid answering questions or sharing knowlege on that subject
I ask Steve for help with a project at work and the dillroid wouldn't even look at my screen.
dillroid by Judy Katz November 19, 2007
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Dillroid 

the definition of delroid but used as an insult when he's being really annoying
aye DILLroid how about you leave us alone!
Dillroid by delroid February 2, 2018
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Term given to a farm worker of below average intelligence
I told Rick to pick some squash and the dillrod picked eggplant.
A dildo used exclusively in the ass; used negatively as an insult to describe an individual who theoretically pleasures themselves on a regular basis with a dillrod.
Stick that dillrod in my puckering anus big boy.
dillrod by Dillbert October 14, 2006

dilltoid 

Dilltoid. Noun. A person who is a general douchebag, and mainly annoying in their actions.
You are at a bar waiting to order a drink. A dude walks in and cuts directly in front of you and orders a drink, and may possibly even say something to the effect of "sorry bro, didn't know you were waiting, my bad" and continue to order a beer. You turn to your buddy and say "what a freaking dilltoid".
slang for dildo, or the shifter in a car when used as such.
The Lesbian ran the jet black double -headed dillrod in and out of her vagina.
dillrod by Mr. BlowJangles March 29, 2004

dildroid 

a 125cc, metal, all-purpose, rotating, and vigorously shifting dildo with the power to rip vaginal tissue easily. using such a device has left people hospitalised for many years,

it is also known to make a woman become infertile and have immense cravings for sex.
god that slag must have used a dildroid with a limp like that.
dildroid by calence johansonson November 6, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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