dillatwat 

An uptight woman that's an asshole above and beyond all other women.

The way Amber was driving today really makes her a dillatwat!

dillatwat by 74Unicornwood November 10, 2022

Dilettwat 

An inept dilettante without redeeming qualities. A self-absorbed person who repeatedly fails to figure out what they "want to do with their life." Whenever you talk to them, they harp on all the new, pretentious stuff they're doing badly. Dilettwats lack any semblance of grit. They are take off on flights of fancy about their futures, but forsake plans at the first sign of adversity. You have little hope for them. They are so navel-gazing and annoying you do not even want them succeed. When conversing with a dilettwat, if you start talking about yourself, their eyes glaze over and you can tell they're thinking about one of their crackpot projects. The best thing to do when stuck talking to a dilettwat at a party is to chug your beer, excuse yourself and walk away shaking your head.

Bob: Hey Dill, how’s it going?
Dill *sad and frustrated*: Horrible. I slept in and missed yoga class this morning. Then I fell off my unicycle. Then I got so mad 'cause I just couldn't figure out this Bob Marley song on my uke. Then, to top it all off, I got stung like fifteen times trying to harvest the honey from my beehives!
Bob: Dude, do you even have a job.
Dill: ...job?
Bob *shaking head and walking away*: You’re such a dilettwat.

Dilettwat by gallimaufabout August 4, 2016

anal dilatation test

An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.

As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.

anal dilatation test by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010

Dollarwatts 

when you have watts of cash

person 1: Theirs that rich fulla g with all the dollarwatts

person 2: That guys wallet has all the dollarwatts

Dollarwatts by OGplastic June 24, 2016

Dillawar 

A piece of shit like azar and aurangzeb and makes life difficult for the adam and nadeen

Dillawar takes the piss when concerning adam and nadeem

Dillawar by Doomcrasher200 December 3, 2018

diplotwattic 

see diploshitic, but continuing to do the same thing without realising they don't care

see also diplofuckit

after not being successful in talking to the other side, we continued being diplotwattic by trying to find a resolution

diplotwattic by Dan 060 September 4, 2021

dilatata

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dilatata's grass feels so nice

dilatata by rhadiathion October 5, 2021