dildo sub

A “miniature submarine” that is more like a giant dildo. A “generous” man named Elongated Musket sent one to the Tham Laung caves in Thailand to rescue the trapped football team, but it was a fucking giant dildo so the rescue team was like “nah fuck that shit” and told the musk to gtfo.

“Ay man, you heard about Elongated Musket’s submarine?”
“You mean that fucking dildo sub?”

by thelegendofsql September 3, 2018