Dilano

A man who joins the military and gains all bad things from joining the military after basic training, including anger issues, lust for blood, and a marriage in a six month relationship. These "people" are also absolute dumbasses and typically in debt.

"John became a Dilano halfway through his basic training graduation ceremony

by IMetMyGFonAmongus March 13, 2022

Dilano

a guy that seems introverted at first but once u get to know him he is the complete opposite and is a very nice, caring, friendly asshole that everyone likes.

Person 1: this guy seems mean
Person 2: theres no way hes mean his name is Dilano

by Thebestmfffff January 29, 2022

dilano

a little boy in our science class

"OMGZ, HEY DILIZA!!! Do you like eating cottage cheese from your mom's yeast infection?"

by terue January 05, 2005

Dilano Skillano

When there is a Dilan that has mastered his talents and is so skillful to be a god he will end up as a Dilano Skillano,

Dilano Skillano! What beautiful skill from him, he gets past all the defenders even better than Ronaldo and Messi!

by Xceloh April 24, 2018

Dilano

A dumbass introvert who seems cold at first but warms up to u and ends up making fun of u 24/7

Friends: damn this mfs weirdo i’d never
Approach him
Me: nah he isnt hes just a dilano

by Thebestmfffff November 22, 2021

Dilano

A dumbass weirdo introvert, hes “a thinker” who seems cold af but once he warms up to u he makes fun of u 24/7

Dont get me wrong hes the most annoying human being aver created with the lamest jokes but hes a sweet kid

Person: damn hes such a weirdo id never approach him
Me: nah he’s just a Dilano

by Thebestmfffff November 22, 2021