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A man who joins the military and gains all bad things from joining the military after basic training, including anger issues, lust for blood, and a marriage in a six month relationship. These "people" are also absolute dumbasses and typically in debt.
"John became a Dilano halfway through his basic training graduation ceremony
Dilano by IMetMyGFonAmongus March 13, 2022
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a guy that seems introverted at first but once u get to know him he is the complete opposite and is a very nice, caring, friendly asshole that everyone likes.
Person 1: this guy seems mean
Person 2: theres no way hes mean his name is Dilano
Dilano by Thebestmfffff January 29, 2022
a little boy in our science class
"OMGZ, HEY DILIZA!!! Do you like eating cottage cheese from your mom's yeast infection?"
dilano by terue January 5, 2005
A dumbass introvert who seems cold at first but warms up to u and ends up making fun of u 24/7
Friends: damn this mfs weirdo i’d never
Approach him
Me: nah he isnt hes just a dilano
Dilano by Thebestmfffff November 22, 2021
A dumbass weirdo introvert, hes “a thinker” who seems cold af but once he warms up to u he makes fun of u 24/7

Dont get me wrong hes the most annoying human being aver created with the lamest jokes but hes a sweet kid
Person: damn hes such a weirdo id never approach him
Me: nah he’s just a Dilano
Dilano by Thebestmfffff November 22, 2021

Dilano Skillano 

When there is a Dilan that has mastered his talents and is so skillful to be a god he will end up as a Dilano Skillano,
Dilano Skillano! What beautiful skill from him, he gets past all the defenders even better than Ronaldo and Messi!
Dilano Skillano by Xceloh April 24, 2018

Dylano'briensexual 

Some people loves Dylan O’Brien and some people are obsessed with him! You only loves him and that’s the one and only! The love of your life! If that’s true you’re Dylano'briensexual
Someone: can I have your number?
You: No, in DylanO'briensexual!
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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