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The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA
Coolest and most intimidating boss catchphrase ever to exist. A reference to the video game Street Fighter 3: Third Strike, in which upon reaching the boss stage, the boss character, Gill gives you a warm welcome with this phrase.
The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA by UrbanDUser06 December 20, 2018
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diginity • dignity • Divinity • Dinginity • Divinity Clause • Didinity • diggnity • Dignity Button • Dignity Cloth • dignity day
Divinity
A brave and victorious warrior.
Likely to possess a fire within.
She will outsmart you every time.
Her power will be felt when she enters the room. A ruler/boss/queen.
Humble and strong.
Kind and fair.
Easily the most breathtakingly beautiful person you have ever seen.
Likely to possess a fire within.
She will outsmart you every time.
Her power will be felt when she enters the room. A ruler/boss/queen.
Humble and strong.
Kind and fair.
Easily the most breathtakingly beautiful person you have ever seen.
Divinity by Danaisflawless January 10, 2017
Dignity Wraith
We can also see the staggering fact that after no more than two weeks on the job, Rosenstein’s public reputation, which was formidable, has been destroyed. He now joins a legion of Trump Dignity Wraiths, men and women (though mainly men) of once vaunted reputations or at least public prestige who have been reduced to mere husks of their former selves after crossing the Trump Dignity Loss Event Horizon.
Dignity Wraith by Montbeliard May 30, 2018
no dignity
no dignity by yesn't've June 2, 2020
dignity day
A self-designated holiday taken to restore the self respect that was kicked to the curb by an inhuman act so generously offered by an egotistical boss who treats everyone like shit.
Yeah, I had to take a dignity day yesterday because my boss was such an asshole! He humiliated me in front of everyone during my own presentation.
dignity day by downtown hoodie July 29, 2009
Dignity Cloth
A euphemistic term for any material (although most commonly a tissue) used to clean up after oneself post auto-eroticism.
Use in the singular is consistent even if more than one tissue is required for the mop up.
While most commonly applicable to, it is not male exclusive.
Use in the singular is consistent even if more than one tissue is required for the mop up.
While most commonly applicable to, it is not male exclusive.
After masturbating for the ninth time before noon, David realized this is what his life had amounted to after getting dumped by his half-blind, socially awkward, deaf, mute, perpetually stoned girlfriend.
Considering ending it all there, he gazed down at the mess he had just unleashed and heaved a great sigh. The thought of being found dead covered in his own ejaculate quickly dissuaded him. Reaching for a piece of dignity cloth, he slowly cleaned and pulled himself back together.
Considering ending it all there, he gazed down at the mess he had just unleashed and heaved a great sigh. The thought of being found dead covered in his own ejaculate quickly dissuaded him. Reaching for a piece of dignity cloth, he slowly cleaned and pulled himself back together.
Dignity Cloth by French Peasant October 5, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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