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diddlehead

a way to say "fuckhead" in polite company
Geeze, why did you do that? You are *such* a diddlehead!
diddlehead by flippytale January 16, 2004
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diddlehead

an individual who flicks, taps, or otherwise digitally massages the genital area of another or thyself....
I caught my roommate masturbating to pictures of my mom---what a diddlehead....
diddlehead by biggity big February 26, 2004

diddlehead

noun. One who epitomizes a horny ball of combustible sexual energy. Known to wiggle and bounce continuously for hours. Travels in packs. Hits big donkeys.
Did you see Archie spaz out in the field? He was a for real Diddlehead.
diddlehead by Grand Master Slice February 27, 2004

doodlehead 

A person who screws up all the time
Juggles thoughts in and out of his head
My husband is such a doodle head
doodlehead by Dorothy Mc Elmurry August 11, 2003

fiddlehead 

A half-hearted or short-lived effort at oral sex.
I thought we were going to have sex, but she only gave me fiddlehead.
fiddlehead by NEexpert May 28, 2009

fiddlehead 

a fern that grows in the Northeast and Canada. Grows along riverbanks. A delicacy in springtime in Eastern Canada. When the fern is young, and ready for picking, it looks like the head of a violin or fiddle.
Whip up some fiddleheads with butter on them.

FiddleHead 

A band from the Boston area that plays DANK music.
They're expanding in the festival scene and always put on a good show at local bars.
Along with their music they are known for their live paintings done while the show is going on, only to be raffled off at the end to a lucky winner.
They are also known for their members profound ability to drink massive amounts of alcohol and still play a great (if not better) show.
Mike: Hey man, that CD is ILL. Who is it?
Suzy: Who is it? It's {FiddleHead}!

Ronaldo: Want to go to a mad dank show?
Miguel: Who's playing?
Ronaldo: {FiddleHead}
Miguel: Oh, for damn sure. They play {Dank} music.
FiddleHead by tokety_toke March 24, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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