dicktable
Being a predictable asshole.
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Scientifically Accurate Ducktales
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:
Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants
And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...
Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck
A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--
D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes
To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!
Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants
And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...
Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck
A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--
D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes
To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!
Scientifically Accurate Ducktales by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019
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ducktales
Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, airplanes
It's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
DuckTales! whoo hoo!
Best show ever
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, airplanes
It's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
DuckTales! whoo hoo!
Best show ever
ducktales by Yeetgod123 September 25, 2019
dicknailed
Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.
"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."
"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."
"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."
dicknailed by MMAfandom October 3, 2012
Ducktales
Ducktales by Cartoon fan November 1, 2008
Dickaplegic
(Dick-uh-puh-lee-jik) n. 1. One who suffers from paralysis of the penis.
2. Dude with a broken dick.
3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.
2. Dude with a broken dick.
3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.
Spank "Man dude, if she keeps riding me like this I'm gonna be a dickaplegic!"
Cooper "Hahahahaha"
Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"
Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"
Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"
Dick "my bad"
Cooper "Hahahahaha"
Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"
Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"
Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"
Dick "my bad"
Dickaplegic by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009
Dicktarded
Dicktarded by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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