dicktable
Being a predictable asshole.
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Scientifically Accurate Ducktales
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:
Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants
And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...
Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck
A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--
D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes
To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!
Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants
And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...
Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck
A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--
D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes
To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!
Scientifically Accurate Ducktales by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019
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Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, airplanes
It's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
DuckTales! whoo hoo!
Best show ever
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, airplanes
It's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
DuckTales! whoo hoo!
Best show ever
ducktales by Yeetgod123 September 25, 2019
dicknailed
Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.
"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."
"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."
"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."
dicknailed by MMAfandom October 3, 2012
Ducktales
Ducktales by Cartoon fan November 1, 2008
Dickaplegic
(Dick-uh-puh-lee-jik) n. 1. One who suffers from paralysis of the penis.
2. Dude with a broken dick.
3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.
2. Dude with a broken dick.
3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.
Spank "Man dude, if she keeps riding me like this I'm gonna be a dickaplegic!"
Cooper "Hahahahaha"
Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"
Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"
Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"
Dick "my bad"
Cooper "Hahahahaha"
Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"
Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"
Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"
Dick "my bad"
Dickaplegic by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009
Dicktarded
Dicktarded by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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