Dicktale

A completly unnecassary detail that makes the person who said it look like a dick, intentionally or unintentionally.

Guy: Dude, Megan Fox is so hot
Dick: You know she has toe thumbs?
Guy: Thanks for ruining her for me! That was such a dicktale!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement August 4, 2010

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019

ducktales

Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, airplanes
It's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
DuckTales! whoo hoo!

Best show ever

Man: Guys lets watch DuckTales
everybody: YEAH!

by Yeetgod123 September 25, 2019

Ducktales

1. One of the best cartoons ever.

2. To tell a lie or fabricated story

1. Dude I'm gonna go watch Ducktales.

2. Stop telling your ducktales. Seriously.

by Cartoon fan November 1, 2008

Dicktaker

An individual who partakes and enjoys penis in his butt.

A: Hey, Grawp, what are you doing tonight?
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!

by Not_the_dt_forever September 13, 2011

Ducktales

A false statement deliberately presented as being true; a falsehood. Made famous by the song 'bigger picture' ft Cam'ron and Juelz Santana.

Cam'ron-"Go tell disney all your f*ckin ducktales!!"

by jessika davis January 11, 2006

ducktales

An American cartoon show made by Disney. It is the best reboot you have seen in your life. Too bad the show has come to an end at 15 March 2021

Example
Jessie: I still don't understand why some people are so obnoxious. They refuse to believe Ducktales 2017 is a good show and always complain how the "original version" is far more superior than the new one.

by thequeeenisdead March 24, 2021