dickn’t 

Dickless, nodick. A living organism with no male genitalia can be called dickn’t.

For example, a female human, a female duck, a dickless plant etcetera.

What can be confused with a dickn’t is:-

1. All plants.

2. Neosporin

3. Balls 🎾 (Includes ligma balls and . ballz)

4. Transgenders.

5. Dildos. (Unless They’re alive)

I’m Dickn’t (means I’m a human female)

A dickn’t can never be good at aiming.

A dickn’t can’t shoot pee to clean shit in the toilet.

dickn’t by Manikimin360NineSixtyNine June 2, 2019

I don't have a dick to give 

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."

I don't have a dick to give by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020

Don't Dick Wolf Me Now 

A phrase you say or think to yourself when you are reading a book or watching a movie/tv show and it is about to end without resolving the main conflict.

Dick Wolf is the creator of the popular tv program Law & Order that often ends before you find out what happens to some of the characters. Just as you think it will be answered, a black screen flashes with small white words centered on the screen reading "Created by Dick Wolf"

"Don't Dick Wolf me now, dude... I have no idea if he actually murdered all of those people or if he imagined it all...."

or

Please don't Dick Wolf me, I hate unclear endings.

Don't Dick Wolf Me Now by RedBeard53 March 20, 2009

T Dick 

The micropenis a trans AFAB grows while taking testosterone

"Ive been on t shots for six months and my t dick is almost an inch now!"

"Im nonbinary and I wanna take t to make my voice deeper but im scared of growing a t dick"

T Dick by TranMan -8 December 9, 2020

couldn't find his dick in the dark 

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.

It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.

couldn't find his dick in the dark by Marcoda December 9, 2011

Don't Dick December

Don't Dick Decemberis an event in which those who failed No Nut Novemberreceive a chance at redemption. If however, a victor of No Nut November decides to not participate in Destroy Dick December, they can participate in a modified/harder version of Don't Dick December in which: any form of Nutting is prohibited, Wet Dreams and Pornography of any kind are prohibited, Boners are allowed so long as they are not intentionally caused, breaking a rule will cause you to fail. Those who complete Don't Dick December will be forgiven of their No Nut November failure. Should one complete both months, they shall assert dominance over all others who have not achieved such position and must be treated with the utmost respect, they will also be eligible for Cocktober and/or Hoevember in the following year.

I failed No Nut November, so now I gotta do Don't Dick December.

Don't Dick December by CowLicker 2.0 November 4, 2019

This dick ain't free 

Former president Barack Obama's favorite catchphrase used while in office

Obama had many great catchphrases but, my favorite one was "this dick ain't free".

This dick ain't free by Spic Dickuloid February 16, 2017