Dickmas

The 69th day of the year = MARCH 10th
(Unless event of leap year). Celebrated by: dildo appreciation, buying presents for the trouser snake & devoting an entire day to wrestling your weasle . Don't neglect to tickle your balls while you're at it... duh.

I got John a pocket pussy for Dickmas!

🎵🍆.I wish you a Merry Dickmas.🍆🎵

by Butt Sluts February 1, 2018

Dickmas

Christmas for your dick. For use when your tummy banana is seeing so much action that your dick thinks it's Christmas.

Since I got ripped it's been fucking Dickmas!

by Greg_Zepplin June 4, 2011

Dickmas

Holiday event happens at the same time as Christmas December 23-25th. Men offer dick pics or nudes to others that request them as Dickmas presents.

1- Merry Dickmas, send nudes.
2- Sure thing, Merry Dickmas to you too and Happy Ball-a-days.

by Dickmas Elf December 25, 2016

Dickmas

When your counting down to a Dick Appointment/sex

Can’t wait to see Joe in two weeks for Dickmass

by Jodi Ku August 8, 2019

dickma

1. a complete and utter moron.
2.a fool amongst his people.
3.a dickless person.

karl u are a complete dickma.

by richard william mitchell,anthony lewis paul. September 28, 2003

Dickmas

Christmas for dicks

Are you celebratic Dickmas this year?

by JUSTBLUE December 2, 2020

dickmas

the season of all fucking

merry dickmas u horny people go fuck

by yoboitexas December 18, 2021