Dickmas

The 69th day of the year = MARCH 10th
(Unless event of leap year). Celebrated by: dildo appreciation, buying presents for the trouser snake & devoting an entire day to wrestling your weasle . Don't neglect to tickle your balls while you're at it... duh.

I got John a pocket pussy for Dickmas!

🎵🍆.I wish you a Merry Dickmas.🍆🎵

by Butt Sluts February 01, 2018

Dickmas

Christmas for your dick. For use when your tummy banana is seeing so much action that your dick thinks it's Christmas.

Since I got ripped it's been fucking Dickmas!

by Greg_Zepplin June 04, 2011

Dickmas

Holiday event happens at the same time as Christmas December 23-25th. Men offer dick pics or nudes to others that request them as Dickmas presents.

1- Merry Dickmas, send nudes.
2- Sure thing, Merry Dickmas to you too and Happy Ball-a-days.

by Dickmas Elf December 25, 2016

Dickmas

When your counting down to a Dick Appointment/sex

Can’t wait to see Joe in two weeks for Dickmass

by Jodi Ku August 08, 2019

dickma

1. a complete and utter moron.
2.a fool amongst his people.
3.a dickless person.

karl u are a complete dickma.

by richard william mitchell,anthony lewis paul. September 28, 2003

dickmas

the season of all fucking

merry dickmas u horny people go fuck

by yoboitexas December 18, 2021

Dickmas

Christmas for dicks

Are you celebratic Dickmas this year?

by JUSTBLUE December 02, 2020