when you stroke your cock so hard that the tip gets sore and bleeds down the shaft of the penis and soaks your pubic hair
Person 1: Dude! I just got a dickinshmurf!
Person 2: holy shit dude, you must be shooting blanks at this point
Person 1: Yea, my dick hair is soaked with blood
Person 2: holy shit dude, you must be shooting blanks at this point
Person 1: Yea, my dick hair is soaked with blood
by tinglytiptoucher December 08, 2024
when a member of the hindu community sucks the foreskin straight off of a muslim while his cousin (wife) watches and vigorously goons to the sighting while curry pumps out of the shaft of the cock
by tinglytiptoucher December 09, 2024
a down syndrome hood rat who holds their gun sideways and has their pants at their knees. although uncommon, they often spawn near large cities like New York and Chicago. Beware as they can become rather violent, and like to mumble words resembling their unique language
by tinglytiptoucher December 11, 2024