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Dirking off 

To be in any level of competitive basketball and simply finding it next to impossible to miss, sometimes while making it appear effortless.
Did you guys win?

Yeah it didn't hurt that Cole was Dirking off all over the place. We won by 12- he was draining everything.
Dirking off by jojoker September 30, 2011

dickin off 

...similar to dickin around, but with absolutely no purpose at all.
its a snow day, so everyone is gonna be dickin off!
dickin off by littleredhen October 8, 2016

ducking off 

Can mean you are jerking off, or you are not going to talk for awhile. Use it for whatever you feel like though because it just sounds cool.
I’m ducking off.
Guys I’m ducking off.
I just haven’t been able to stop ducking off.

He hasn't shut up, I thought he said he was ducking off.
Is that guy going to China, or is he just ducking off?
ducking off by BoredonaPlane January 9, 2020
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026