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dicked drink

To surreptitiously place one's penis in a cocktail at the bar while the girl goes to use the restroom.
When I got back to the bar my mint julep tasted like ass. Steve was smiling at me, he'd just served me a dicked drink.
dicked drink by johnny blaze69 September 20, 2017
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dink[dinked] 

when a girl after jerking off her patner (usally a man) preceeds to wipe off the said partner's own skeet on their stomach can also be used as an adjective to describe a pompase asshole. also see douche bag.
skiff: man what did you after you gave him a handjob?
deter: i dinked him!!!!
skiff: what did he do?
deter: doesn't matter.... he's a dink

dinkdinked
dink[dinked] by deter&skiff August 15, 2007
Term used in Counter-Strike that means to be shot in the head, but not killed. The "dink" part of this work comes from the sound a bullet makes when it hits a helmet.
Pack-a-Stan (RADIO): Go Go Go...
....ten seconds later...
Pack-a-Stan (Team): WOW NO BACKUP I GOT DINKED!
dinked by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 21, 2006

dinked around 

When you spent all your free time doing a whole lot of nothing and you do not feel like explaining in detail what all you did.
1: What did you do today?
2: Ah, nothin much. Just got home and dinked around all night.
dinked around by roachfood August 29, 2008
to be shot in the head in cs, and often not resulting in death because it was a wall shot and/or it was a weak gun
ROFL u just got dinked with a glock
dinked by Silence is Golden August 30, 2005

dinked on 

to own someone, especially in a sport or game
if you beat the person you are competing with, you dinked them (appropriate jeer: GET DINKED ON.)

see: dunked on
"get dinked on! that noob just beat you!"
dinked on by nomnomnombxtches November 27, 2011

Twinky Dinked 

A term used for a undercover bisexual male, who enjoys pleasing other men with his tongue ring, while having 2 other men feeding him double anal pleasure.
I'm so in the mood to get twinky dinked tonight.
Twinky Dinked by Groovious February 9, 2019
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