dickbeaters

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!
by The Sarge November 15, 2003
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dickbeater

The hand of one who beats off.
by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003
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Dickbeater

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.
Chris, Can you get these dickbeaters out of the way so we can do our work?
by Falling Down November 10, 2015
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Dickbeater

1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
by Gabo, de la Guerra October 27, 2004
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dickbeaters

dickbeaters(plural)

A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.

dickbeater(singular)

A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.
Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)

Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)

Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)

Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)
by FYGITA July 22, 2009
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using your enormous tits to give a man so much pleasure that he could possibly premature ejaculate.
Stick your peter between my dickbeaters. baby!
by bambamthankyamaam April 05, 2015
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Dickbeat

When your dick feels like it's beating like a heart
Looking at that fine ass makes my dickbeat fast
by 4kshay August 30, 2015
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