dickarus 

Like Icarus, when you try to hard to get with someone, but end up flying to high and getting rejected by them. That person is your dickarus.

Gianni fell in love with Madison, but she thinks hes a creepy weirdo, so now she is his dickarus.

dickarus by jackBigDickTotalyNotLancaster November 29, 2017

dickanus 

when someone you know is being unsavory./you.

"I'll call you by your name...dickanus."

dickanus by dirk squarejaw May 5, 2003

DICKERUS Of the Cockerous 

Scientific term for dick

I have a DICKERUS of the cockerous kind

DICKERUS Of the Cockerous by Realazzfoo January 18, 2022

dickanus 

Someone who is being a 'dick' (as being annoying) and an 'anus' (retard)

That fucking dickanus is pissing me off.
Dickanus!
I've never seen such a bigger dickanus in my life!

dickanus by Roxton September 13, 2006

dickrush 

What happens to an aroused male when they experience something that is very anti-arousing, and they feel their boner is heading rapidly towards the inside.

Dude, last day i had the worst dickrush ever; i was browsing the instagram of my fav pornstar, then i saw a pic of my mother-in-law in bikini.

dickrush by TheCommando April 4, 2020

dickbrush

where a man puts tooth paste on his dick and gets a woman to "brush her teeth" with his dick.

Kelly's teeth were extra clean after she visited my dickbrush

dickbrush by 32isAnumer August 16, 2010

dicktrus mist 

When your hookah tastes like dick.

"Damn scro wtf are you smoking,...dicktrus mist?"

"Is that citrus mist you smoking? Nah man tastes more like dicktrus mist"

"Shit scro I thought I ordered a pineapple hookah,...this tastes like dicktrus mist or something"

dicktrus mist by Sir Scrocifer III December 22, 2010