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when a man is so fat, his belly hangs down further than his dick does.
look at that man. he has dick-do disease! his gut hangs down further than his dick does!
dick-do by da trick biatch May 18, 2006
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When a guy's stomach sticks out farther than his dick does.
Person 1: Josh, you should start working out to take care of that dick-do.
Person 2: What the hell is a dick-do?
Person 1: You know...it's where your stomach sticks out farther than your dick do.
dick-do by Angela February 11, 2003
A man who's gut sticks out further than his Dick-Do.
WHOA! Get a load of that guy's Dick-Do!
DICK-DO by Zamboni September 21, 2008
Expression used to describe an unfortunate situation which you can't do anything about. An event which cannot be controlled.

"Your wife cheated on you? Well, that's a dick-do."
"I lost my wallet. What a dick-do."
dick-do by eveg07 July 20, 2008
its where ur stomach sticks out farther than ur dick do
jamees fat has has a dick do
dick do by jshimmy January 25, 2006
When a mans gut gets so big it sticks out further than his dick.

"my gut sticks out more than my dick do"
That dude is so fat he has a dick do.
dick do by hblack81 April 16, 2014

Dick Do Disease 

When a man's belly sticks out farther than his dick do.
Pat remarked, he's a nice guy, but he has Dick Do Disease. His belly sticks out farther than his dick do.
Dick Do Disease by Catalinacat January 24, 2010
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B)
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A)
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B)
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