dick wrap

Toilet paper or tissue used to wrap up your dick after sex. It keeps your drawers from being soaked from ur own jizz.

After screwing that trick last night I went in her bathroom to get some tissue for a dick wrap.

dick wrap by Cartright September 6, 2005

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dick wrap

condom

i told my friend to be sure that he used a dick wrap but he thought I meant to literally wrap his dick b4 he stuck it in her- so he got out the plastic wrap!

dick wrap by ( . )( . ) June 23, 2003

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well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick

So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!

well, wrap my dick in a blanket by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016

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Dick Wrapper

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises

Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.

Dick Wrapper by Mr HJL January 17, 2008