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dick wrap

Toilet paper or tissue used to wrap up your dick after sex. It keeps your drawers from being soaked from ur own jizz.
After screwing that trick last night I went in her bathroom to get some tissue for a dick wrap.
by Cartright September 6, 2005
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i told my friend to be sure that he used a dick wrap but he thought I meant to literally wrap his dick b4 he stuck it in her- so he got out the plastic wrap!
by ( . )( . ) June 23, 2003
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well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick
So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!
by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016
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Dick Wrapper

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises
Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.
by Mr HJL January 17, 2008
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dick wrappers

by extet May 26, 2010
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dick wrapper

by buttrz January 23, 2009
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Dickwrapped

like a guy being pussywhipped, instead its the chick thats whipped
"wow your really dickwrapped huh?"
by KimBaLi March 20, 2004
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